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Hi there~ This is where I'll post my ramblings, original stories, & poetry, the fan fiction has been moved elsewhere, along with dozens and dozens of pretty pictures, posts that make sense, and funny posts. I'm a dork, & asexual + I'm a HUGE shipper of my biases and OTPs. This blog may sometimes contain NSFW, though its rather rare.

inchells:

For anon

I haven’t even seen Into Darkness yet

inchells:

For anon

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I haven’t even seen Into Darkness yet

lolsofunny:

this is making me terribly uncomfortable

lolsofunny:

this is making me terribly uncomfortable

best-of-funny:

peterezi:

peterezi:

i always read the word polish as polish at first

wait shit

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lulz-time:

shavingryansprivates:
apparently this thing is called a quokka but i dont care because LOOK ITS FUCKIN SMILING
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lulz-time:

shavingryansprivates:

apparently this thing is called a quokka but i dont care because LOOK ITS FUCKIN SMILING

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best-of-funny:

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

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best-of-funny:

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

X

best-of-funny:

kawaiians:

if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar

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lolsofunny:

illseeyou-rosetyler:

just because i cant sing does not mean i wont sing

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